ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via stability)

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via relahvant)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via relahvant)

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via sorry)

Adam Savage is my spirit animal

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Adam Savage is my spirit animal

(via orgasm)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via unescapable)

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via unescapable)

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via armadillo)

mrs-anthrope:

You okay?

(Source: misterjakes, via weedandwhatnots)

When I try to remember what I learned last semester

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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(via stability)

cramp:

someone really needs to find that plane already

ask Charles Whidmore

(via pizza)

(via dutchster)